Let's get a few things straight ( Read more... )

Oh yeah so it’s 2012 now. AMAZING STUFF. But you know what that means, dear LJ-readers - a belated post All About 2011. This time presented in two lists!

( THE RUBBISH OF 2011 )

EMBRACING THE CUTE means wearing your hair in tiiiny little side buns, wearing cute polka dotted blouses and high waisted skirts.


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So sometimes I feel like I should have this disclaimer tattooed on my forehead ( Read more... )

The brightly coloured balloons bob about in the light chilly breeze. The cars sales yards to the left of the road are full of gleaming vehicles, garish under the harsh sunlight. The air is scented with the jasmine blooms which line the footpaths, and a shot of second-hand cigarette smoke. Autumn is always the best time for her family to go to the ( Read more... )

Okay so I did my German speaking test, and now I am at home eating cracked pepper cheese. The two things aren't really related. While previously under the impression that I needed to at least pass the speaking test to pass the course, I was later informed that I only needed to get 7/25 to pass the course. FML ( Read more... )

1. The amount of time/worry/money spent on looking appropriate for the engagement party was probably not required ( Read more... )

Stupid Things I Have Witnessed/Read This Week1. "Oh, my scholarship for my Ph.D has run out now, so I don't know what I'm going to do for money. I've been working loads on my novel though ( Read more... )

So you remember New Guy? The dude who "couldn't be in a relationship because he didn't have time"? Well, turns out he's a bit of a liar. New Guy is henceforth renamed "Lying Git", possibly to be written "LyingGit" because just because ( Read more... )

Things I Learnt About Weddings From Last Saturday1. you're just going to be late. There is nothing to be done about it ( Read more... )